10. Give me a symbol, mascot or pagan idol; anything. Presently Illini Nation is godless and hopeless.
9. Our new Offensive Coordinator is more offensive than coordinated.
8. Two heads are better than one unless they’re shrunken and co-coordinators of our defense.
7. An offensive line that looks like it was designed by the inventor of the turnstyle.
6. A schedule built for one and eleven.
5. It interferes with following Illini basketball practice.
4. There’s really no point to watching the second half of games.
3. Coach Guenther.
2. Our current Coach is no Gary Moeller.
The Number One Thing I Can’t Stand About Illini Football Is:
1. Ron Zook still wears a headset during games and someone is on the other end of it.
GO ILLINI! BEAT MICHIGAN!
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